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Tony James says he knew perfectly well what he was doing when he burnt the arse out of the Bolognese and undercooked the pasta this week.
While his girlfriend churned through the unappetising meal, the young engineer couldn’t help but smile to himself.
“I am a clever clever little boy,” he told The Advocate whilst playing some role player game on his Xbox.
After sighing numerous times and scrunching her face while twirling the pasta, Georgia Cameron, couldn’t help but ask her boyfriend how he had managed to butcher such a simple meal so badly.
“How have you burnt Bolognese? I don’t know how anyone could burn Bolognese. You watch MasterChef like three times a week and you can’t cook pasta?” she said.
Tony said he appeared to look hurt by the comments, although quite content with the outcome, with full knowledge that he wouldn’t have to cook for at least a fortnight.
“She’s actually a very good cook. I am actually a pretty good cook to be honest, but now she will cook for the next little while, and if she doesn’t feel like it I’ll hit the jackpot and we will get take away,” he said.
“Just you wait till next week when I hang all the washing out “wrong.” That’s actually pretty funny because I am not sure how you can do the washing wrong but, I hear the other boys girlfriends gee up about it, too.”
