Year 4 Students Boycott Philosopher’s Stone After Learning J.K Rowling Got Cancelled On Twitter
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British author JK Rowling has been dealt a devastating blow today, after the world's Year 4 students revealed they are boycotting her Harry...
Public Shocked As Celebrities Give Baby Stupid Name
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Planet Earth has been left spinning dizzily on it’s axis this week after it was revealed that a celebrity couple has decided...
Californian Wildfires Remind Australians That The Blue Mountains Are Still So Fucked
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The dense wildfire smoke in the US state of California has made its way to the San Francisco area yesterday, causing the sky...
Dwayne Johnson’s Family Get Tested After Being Unable To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking
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Another celebrity has fallen victim to the pandemic that is the Covid-19.
Speaking via social media this morning, Dwayne Johnson revealed that he...
World Genuinely Impressed Silvio Berlusconi Managed To Avoid COVID For This Long
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Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has finally succombed to the Covid-19.
After the incredible year the world and Italy has had, the...
US Police Struggling To Identify Link Between Civil Unrest And Them Killing Unarmed Black Men
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American police are urging anyone with information surrounding why their country keeps descending into riots every couple months to immediately contact them.
This comes...
World Health Organisation Informs Putin That Syringe Full Of Smirnoff Vodka Is Not A Vaccine
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The eagerly awaited Russian COVID-19 Vaccine unveiled by Russian leader Vladimir Putin is being administered to 40,000 test subjects, as part of...
America’s White Boys Urged To Calm Down And Make More Music Like Justin Timberlake’s 2002 Debut Solo Album ‘Justified’
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Today marked the beginning of the Democratic convention, which will ultimately end with the commencement of the Biden/Harris Presidential campaign.
The socially-distant gathering of...
Elon Musk Does Weird Thing
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The Tech World is abuzz this week after Elon Musk did some sort of weird thing.
The thing, which proved the old saying...
Overseas Friends Not Aware They’re Living In COVID-19 Ravaged Countries According To Instagram
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Coronavirus is continuing its spread across the world, with more than 20 million confirmed cases in 188 countries. More than 700,000 people have...
