Presidential Debate Gives Haunting Insight Into How Incompetent The 328 Million Others Must Be
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The first of the US Presidential debates has come and gone today, with 90ish minutes of three old white codgers talking over the...
Furious Argument Outside Local Hellenic Cafe Somehow More Civilised Than Presidential Debate
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The elderly post-war migrants currently berating each other outside the Hellenic Cafe in Betoota's Flight Path District appear to be quite measured when...
2020 Presidential Debate Equipped With Steel Chair, Trash Can, Ladder, Scattered Brass Tacks
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In less than half an hour, the first US presidential debate between Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden will be underway, as...
US Government Able To Secure Purchase Of 2nd-Hand Ex-Cab Falcon With Trump’s Tax Contribution
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The Trump Administration have today dismissed the bombshell revelations that the President has evaded federal income taxes for the better part of two...
Nation Where GP Appointments Cost More Than President’s Tax Bill Says Medicare Is Communism
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With 44 days until the American presidential election, the same old issues that never change are once again at the forefront of political...
Sir Attenborough Blown Away By All The Rather Forward Young Women In His Instagram Comments
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Sir David Attenborough has spoken out today, revealing that he's been overwhelmed by the reaction to his joining of the Instagram platform.
Speaking...
Left-Wing Fake News Intentionally Misreport US COVID Death Toll As 200,000 Instead Of 196,993
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President Donald Trump has accused the 'left-wing fake news media' of exaggerating the US COVID-19 death toll to undermine his chances of re-election.
His...
President Trump Nominates Meat Loaf As Supreme Court Judge To Replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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US President Donald Trump has caused quite a stir today, after revealing he has already put forward a nomination for the next Justice...
Mate ‘Stranded Overseas’ Looks Like She’s Having A Better Time Than 95% Of Australia
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As the global pandemic rolls on, up to 25,000 Australians are still reportedly trapped overseas, with no clear path to return home.
Since...
Barnaby Joyce Also Blames The Australian Greens For Record-Breaking Wildfires In California
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The scenes of wildfire devastation and apocalyptic smoke coming out of America may appear familiar to Australians, many of whom are still recovering...
