iPhone 12 Turns Out To Be The Shiniest And Expensivest Rectangle Yet
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Apple, manufacturers of shiny expensive rectangles, are about to release the iPhone 12 on Friday, and as predicted by industry insiders, the...
New Zealand Start Making Their Community Hall COVID Safe Ahead Of Weekend’s Election
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Our neighbours across the ditch have started getting ready for their big election day coming up.
Taking place over the weekend, the Kiwis...
Ronaldo’s Habit Of Diving On Floor After Slightest Contact Preventing Nurses From Treating Him
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Portuguese footballing superstar Cristiano Ronaldo is causing a bit of a scene, it can be confirmed today.
The Juventus forward is doing so...
Whales Urged To Download GPS Map Updates
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Cetacean experts have called on all migrating whales to download the latest GPS map updates following the recent mass stranding in Tasmania,...
Biden Quietly Inquires About Dr Stone Cold’s Availability In Event Trump Goes Back Into Hospital
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US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden has revealed a bold election campaign ploy today.
The Democratic Leader has reportedly contacted Stone Cold Steve Austin...
Trump Supporters Pray Their President Only Has A Mild Case Of The Virus They Don’t Believe In
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The militant supporters of Donald Trump have taken his advice today and are refusing to let this horrible virus dominate their lives.
President Trump...
Broke Senior Citizen Gets His Own Hospital Bed As America Begins Trialling Free Healthcare
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The United States Government has today shocked its citizens by announcing it has begun trialling free health care for broke senior citizens.
This...
Fears Grow For Trump’s Ability To Overcome COVID-19 As An Obese, Elderly, Low-Income American
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American news outlets have today released footage of President Donald Trump arriving at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where the White House...
Trump Family Records More Cases Of Community Transmission Than Entire State Of Queensland
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In some breaking news from the United States Of America, Donald and Melania Trump have officially recorded more cases of community transmission than...
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US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19.
And that has led the nation, rightly or wrongly, to...
