“Oh Did You Guys Only Just Figure Out A Vaccine Today?” Kim Jong-Un Tells Putin
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Just hours after his big announcement, Vladimir Putin has today had the smile wiped off his face, it can be confirmed.
The Betoota...
Lefties Confused As Two People With Slightly Different Political Views Agree To Work Together
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The global left-wing movement is currently sitting upright in disbelief this morning, following the news that Joe Biden has picked Kamala Harris to be his...
Report: New Zealand Just Showing Off Now
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As Australia comes to terms with another bad day of numbers from the two most populous states, a new report has revealed that...
Passive Aggressive TV Celebrity With More Money Than God Surprisingly A Bit Hard To Work With
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In the most recent headlines to take attention away from the COVID-19 pandemic, the Black Lives Matters movement, and the calls to stop...
The Dixie Chicks To Also Remove Sexist ‘Chicks’ Component Of Band Name, Now Known As “The”
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The group formerly known as ‘The Dixie Chicks’, who dropped the apparently racist ‘Dixie’ part of their name last month, have again changed...
Trump Hires Real Estate Photographer To Make Rallies Look Bigger Than They Really Are
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After his embarrassing Tulsa rally, President Donald Trump has resorted to drastic measures to avoid another gaffe.
The rally, held on June 20...
Multiple Women Accuse Justin Timberlake Of Historical Crimes Against Denim
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Multiple women have come forward on social media alleging that singer-songwriter-actor Justin Timberlake engaged in historical crimes against denim.
The allegations suggest that the...
Countries With Anti-Expert Approach To Covid-19 Surprisingly Still Not Great Right Now
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In some truly shocking news, a few of the countries who have taken a noticeably anti-expert approach the Coronavirus outbreak, are in a...
Boycott Heats Up As China Now Threatens To Stop Buying Australia
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The relationship between China and Australia is at an all time low today as Beijing has threatened in a tersely-worded statement that if relations do not improve,...
China Threatens To Boycott Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Purses
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As tensions between Australia and China escalate, Beijing has released a statement threatening to ban Australia’s 4th most valuable export.
The iconic kangaroo scrotum coin purse,...
