Obama’s Soothing, Sound And Measured Address Added To Spotify’s ‘Sleep Sounds’ Playlist
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After watching his beloved country erupt in protest over yet another completely avoidable murder of an African American man, former US President...
Trump Claims Victory Over His Own Citizens In Latest Round Of ‘Stop Hitting Yourself’
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WINNING: America's current need for a win is outmatched only by their need for new leadership.
Luckily, President Donald Trump has taken to the...
Americans So Mad They Might Even Consider Thinking About Possibly Voting
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As the US completes the transition from a dangerous place full of guns into a dangerous place full of guns and riots,...
New Revelations Allege That Prince Andrew’s Was Directly Involv.. Meghan Markle Is A Brat!
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New allegations reveal that The Duke of York has "sought to falsely portray himself" as willing to talk to investigators over his ties...
Planet Earth Starting To Notice A Pattern Of Rich White Boys Going Missing During A Crisis
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Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has rapidly changed his tune on the Coronavirus outbreak over the last few weeks, after initially dismissing the pandemic...
Trump Tells Supporters He’s Gonna Need Another 4 Years To Really Make America Great Again
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USA President and former host of the Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump (73), famously won the 2016 presidential election running on the promise to...
Link Established Between Peaked Beanies And Thinking Black Lives Matters Is An Attack On You
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A recent report by the prominent Australian research think tank P.C.R.C.O.F has today found undeniable correlations between wearing surf brand beanies with...
Woman’s Latest Wave Of Anxiety Either From 2nd Coffee Or Collapse Of Western Civilisation
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Betoota Heights resident Naomi Wells (24) is feeling a bit on edge today as she deals with an overwhelming...
“Stealing From Your Own Communities Is Not The Solution,” Says Politician
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In USA cities such as Minneapolis and New York, some peaceful protests as part of the Black Lives Matter...
Anti-Fascist Punk Takes Break From Smoking Bongs In Grandma’s Basement To Mastermind Race Riot
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Ohio-based ANTIFA member, Marshall Kent (24), says he was never really that political in college.
That was until he saw Hillary Clinton...
