COVID-19 Decides To Go Easy On America Because Of All Their Civil Unrest
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The deadly Coronavirus that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of people around the world has today released a statement announcing plans...
Opponents Of Political Correctness Now Rather Vocal Advocates For It After A Couple Car Fires
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The political outsiders who have spent the last decade peddling fake news articles and voting for populist conservatives who don't pander to...
Trump Clarifies The Direct Threat He Made About Shooting Protestors Was More A Vague Threat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
US President Donald Trump has today attempted to provide context to the extremely emotive language he used when threatening the lives of...
Unidentified Flying Objects Identified As UFOs In New Footage
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
The UFO community is abuzz today after the Pentagon reluctantly revealed the unidentified flying objects seen in footage declassified and released late last month are...
Rioters Ruin Their Chances Of Working For $6 An Hour With No Healthcare By Destroying Target
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Protesters have torched a police station, looted shops and graffitied public buildings in their calls for justice in Minneapolis - with the...
“Rioting Is Over The Top” Says Man That Took An AR15 To Town Hall Because He Wanted A Haircut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Protests have turned into riots throughout middle America overnight, as the citizen response to the Minnesota police murder of George Floyd descends...
Report: Sitting Opposite From Elon Musk At A Wedding Would Be The Absolute Pits
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A new survey by Betoota's leading wedding magazine 'HITCHED' has found that there aren't many people in the world that would be...
Russel Crowe Cast As Jeff Lowe In New TV Production Of Tiger King
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The new Tiger King series is set to have a distinct Aussie flavour the Betoota Advocate can reveal this morning.
Speaking exclusively to...
Hope Fading As Captain Planet Tests Positive For COVID-19
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The USA has been dealt a severe blow in President Donald Trump's self-imposed ‘War Against CoronaVirus’ as ‘90s children TV icon Captain Planet...
North Korea Hint To Possible Successor For Kim Jung-un With New Basketball Hoop In Pyongyang
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
International diplomats are in overdrive today, as the world prepares for the possibility of seeing a new leader instated as the head of...
