Local Dad Still Yet To See Jordan At Halfway Point Of 2001 Teen Romance ‘Save The Last Dance’
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After two months in iso, local dad Kel McCaffertey (54) has really been getting to know the endless online archives of the...
‘Oh Well, At Least I’m Not In America Right Now’ Sighs Unemployed Local Woman
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In an effort to find some consolation amongst the current circumstances, local Job Seeker Alisha Wilson has found solace in the fact she...
Comrade Dutton Heartbroken By The News That The Neoliberal Wall Street Shill Has Beaten Bernie
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Senator Bernie Sanders has ended his presidential campaign today, clearing Joe Biden's path to the Democratic nomination and a showdown with President Donald...
Unprecedented: White House Confirms President Trump Only Running Off 6 Hours Sleep A Night
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In good news for the United States Of America, the White House is today reporting that President Donald Trump has finally decided to...
“They Better Not Thank God For This” Says Exhausted Vaccine Scientist Pulling 20 Hour Shifts
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As the Australian public and government rapidly reacquaint themselves with the importance of science and organisations like the CSIRO - thousands of our...
“Not This Year, Earth Hour”
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Unless you are directly receiving emails from the official organisation, then it might surprise you that Earth Hour took place at 8pm last...
American Out Of Toilet Paper Forced To Wipe With A Gun
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At the time of writing, the USA is now leading the world in confirmed cases of COVID-19 with President Donald Trump reassuring the...
North Korea Praised For Closing Borders To Protect Civilians From Virus
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In an unexpected move, the World Health Organisation has praised North Korea for beating the coronavirus, with a reported zero cases, on par...
British Press Frantically Scheme How To Blame ‘That Witch’ For Further Infecting The Royal Family
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As British Royal Family enthusiasts freak out about Prince Charles' Covid-19 diagnosis, the UK press are frantically trying to figure out how to...
You Know In Europe, They Kiss On Both Sides Of The Elbow
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Greeting people in 2020 can be awkward enough: Do you bop fists? Go in for an elbow bump? or just give 'em the finger...
