Media Urged To Only Refer To 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic As “These Uncertain Times” To Avoid Panic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As of five days ago, The World Health Organisation has announced that COVID-19 is a pandemic.
The situation is changing rapidly over the...
Compilation Of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’ Somehow Actually Worse Than Global Outbreak Of COVID-19
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Hundreds of thousands of people are now suffering from a new illness caused by watching celebrities assuming the public cares what they have...
Zuckerberg Left Reeling After Boomer Denies Facebook Permission To Use Personal Data
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Facebook creator and CEO Mark Zuckerberg is still recovering after learning that yet another boomer has unleashed a powerful copy/paste message to prevent Facebook from using their...
Worldvision Kid Wondering Which NRL Champions Shirt He’ll Get This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Will many still claim that the Canberra Raiders should be the 2019 NRL Champions around Australia, in one distant part of the world...
Report: Brad Is 56 Years Old Wtf
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some slightly concerning entertainment news this morning, it has been confirmed that Brad Pitt is 56.
This comes after the Hollywood star...
Man Behind Viral Brown Cardigan Video Sensationally Takes Home Oscar For Best Director
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In breaking news from the glitz and glamour of the 92nd Academy Awards, the man behind the viral video of a couple of...
Margot Goes Full Goldie With 4 Pack Of Double Blacks Stashed In Bag For Oscars Ceremony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the film industries A-Listers arrived on the red carpet at the 92nd annual Oscars ceremony, the female guests remained clench-jawed while the...
Bloke Dedicated To People Injured At War Weirdly Not Keen On Being A Part Of Sending Them There
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bloke who has experienced nothing but shit talk and a dead mother at the hands of the salivating media and political castes...
Government Makes Mistake Of Exposing Australian Citizens To How Shit Christmas Island Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the world and nation come to terms with the rapid spread of the devastating Coronavirus, the Government is today under fire for...
Veronicas Pretty Much Brisbane’s t.A.t.U When You Think About It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
T.A.t.U were the Russian pop duo who rocked our worlds during the 00s, and as Brisbane woman Tyler Moore is today realising, the...
