Australian Stuck In Wuhan Thanks Government For Generous Evac Offer But Say’s She’ll Hang Tight
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A young Australian woman named Bianca Sams has today told DFAT that she's all good, thanks.
The rejection came after someone from the...
NASA Announce Mars Volunteers Must Stand Outside In Penrith For An Hour To Pass Physical
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If climate change deniers needed another sign that climate change is real and we are all going to die when Earth becomes a...
JK Rowling Reveals Australian Wizards Are Anti #changethedate
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Author of the best selling Harry Potter series and the gift that keeps on shitting, JK Rowling has made a shocking announcement that...
Zero Reception Referred To In Colleague’s OOO Seemingly Not Affecting Social Media Presence
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Young media professional Rhyce Lukas has been on holidays in a remote tropical location for the past 2 weeks and according to his...
Prince Harry And Meghan’s Security Detail To Be Replaced By A Pitty Named Tyson
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One significant roadblock to independence for Harry and Meghan has been removed today it can be confirmed.
The Betoota Advocate can exclusively reveal, that $1.9...
Unemployed Prince Harry Takes To Facebook With Vague Status About Being Sick Of The Drama
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As the Royal family deals with the damning allegations made by Harry and Meghan, Harry has since thickened the plot with a vague,...
Fully Grown Australian Adult Seems To Give A Fuck About The Future Of The British Royal Family
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A local Betoota Grove woman who hasn't ever been to England, and hasn't ever met an English person that she likes, is...
Harry Wastes No Time Enrolling To Study Fitness After Meghan Lands A Gig With Residual Income
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The rogue Royals have wasted little time finding their feet it can be confirmed today.
Less that 24 hours after announcing that they would...
Local Big Unit Ready For WWIII After Years Of 360 No Scope Kills On Modern Warfare II Rust Map
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While, he isn't exactly looking forward to World War 3, Michael Davison says he's ready if need be.
The full-time IT Manager for...
Young Family Faces Criticism After Choosing To No Longer Live Off Welfare
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In a surprising announcement, a high-profile young family of welfare recipients have decided they would rather not be such a burden on...
