Planet Earth Begs Angry Old Codgers In Charge To Please Not Do This Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A very very large majority of Planet Earth's occupants have today overwhelmingly made it clear that they would not like to send...
Bloke Sporting Jeans On Long Distance Flight Obviously Hasn’t Thought Things Through
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Travellers were left feeling quite amused today, as a bloke was seen boarding an international flight wearing ball hugging jeans. Gary ‘Gazza’ Thompson...
God Not Sure How Many More Signs He Can Send To Prompt Climate Change Action
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, the supreme being, creator deity and principal object of faith, God, says he’s at a complete...
Report: Facebook Needs To Reign It The Fuck In With These Memories
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A recent report carried out by the Social Media Accountability Society (SMAS) has found that Facebook needs to chill the fuck out with...
Drug Dealer Who Sells To 30% Of Town Can’t Be Blamed For Ice Plague Coz He Only Smokes 1.3%
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
On the lower half of the lower-mid Queensland Coast sits a troubled town by the name of Gymboolture.
Like most regional epicentres in...
Australians Left Feeling Confused After Seeing A Prime Minister Do Something During A Disaster
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Australians are once again feeling weirded out by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, after she immediately addressed the nation following...
Disney+ To Create More Realistic Prince Who Is In Elite Paedophile Sex Ring
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Proving they are for all children, entertainment conglomerate The Walt Disney Company continues to fill their movies with the most financially viable representation...
Unemployed Influencer Captions Latest Holiday Pic As A ‘Much Needed Break’
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Local influencer Ashley Stein is spending yet another weekend in Vanuatu, courtesy of her much older boyfriend, Adam.
The twenty-two-year-old has kept her...
“I’m All Good But Thanks Bro” Jesus Tells Kanye
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Jesus Christ has today announced that he is distancing himself from self-proclaimed creative genius Kanye West after the release of Kanye’s latest album,...
“Kanye’s New Album Sucks!” Says White Girl Who Just Wishes He’d Do Another Song With Maroon 5
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A early wave millennial who really enjoyed Kanye West's music before he got all black and political has today now criticised his new...
