England Fans Ecstatic After Defeating Backwater English Colony In Game That England Invented
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of England is reportedly over the moon after winning a game they invented a while back.
This comes after the English...
Homesick Wallabies Fan Craving A Meat Pie In Japan Chases Down Some Horse Sashimi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A young Wallabies fan abroad has been craving a little slice of home for a few days now.
So, the Queensland man named...
British Empire Enjoys One Last Win
BREAKING NEWS | CONTACT
The British empire has enjoyed one last win today it can be confirmed.
This comes after the English Rugby side beat the Wallabies...
Japanese Rugby Superfan Bak San Body Paints The Bunnies Jersey For Wallabies Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of Oita, the Japenese cult hero Bak San has just nailed his latest body paint jersey.
The Japanese...
Wallabies Fan In Tokyo Dreams Of The Day It’s Alright For Him To Pass Out Drunk In Australia
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact
A Betoota Dolphin’s prop who is on his first international trip has this evening declared that he’s going to move to Japan,...
Military Strategists Praise Move To Abandon People Fighting Against The Enemy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
In some positive news for the President of The United States and the Prime Minister of Australia, military strategists and experts have today...
You’ve Heard Of ‘Fat-Shaming’ And ‘Slut-Shaming’ But What About ‘Race-Shaming’?
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT
I wish I didn’t have to write this article. I wish I didn’t have to make a case of basic human rights in...
Peter Dutton Panics After Accidentally Picking On Someone Bigger Than He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since he found himself on the losing end of two leadership spills in one week, The Minister Of Home...
Long-Awaited Sequel To ‘The Great Depression’ Begins Pre-Production
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Fans of drama get ready!
After years of audience speculation, several world leaders have confirmed that a sequel to the iconic Great Depression of...
UN Liveability Report Finds Every Nation Deserves The Dignity Of At Least One Fijian Winger
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A new report has been released by the United Nations today, with one particular finding of note.
The Liveability Report ranks cities and countries...
