Japanese PM Admits Greatest Shame Is Allowing Grown Men To Drive Around As Nintendo Characters
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In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has opened up about his biggest regret in his time as...
Wallabies Fan Drinking 9% Tinnie On The Train Shudders Imagining This Being Allowed Back Home
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A young Wallabies fan touring Japan has had a shocking thought today.
Sipping upon a 9% Strong Zero, a popular drink made from...
Justin Trudeau’s Blackface Scandals Disappear After Hiring Chris Lilley As PR Crisis Manager
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During a crisis, it is commonplace for high profile figures to seek assistance from the cream of the crop, especially if the cream...
Media Kinda Loses Interest In Global Pedophile Ring Run By Billionaire Who Broke His Own Neck
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Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two months after his body was discovered in...
Planet Still Looking For Way To Highlight Scientific Facts Without Upsetting Old White Cunts
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The overpopulated residents of the environmentally strained planet of Earth, are now at a loss of what to do to present concerning and...
Neopet Starves To Death After 15 Years Of Neglect
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | Contact
In a shocking case of animal abuse it has been confirmed today a unconfirmed number of digital domesticated animals known as Neopets have...
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Now Linked To The 2009 Jackson 5 Skit On Hey Hey It’s Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Justin Trudeau is scrambling to halt further damage to his re-election campaign after being met with wave of racist incidents from his past.
Less...
Stressed Holiday Organiser Says You Can Pick The Fucking Hostel Next Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After achieving the milestone of finishing highschool as friends, a group of young mates have now finally begun tackling the milestone of finishing...
Cotton-Wool-Wrapped Gen-Z Hasn’t Even Had Cartoons Interrupted By Planes Flying Into Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As of tomorrow, there will be legal adults walking the planet who were not alive when the twin towers came down.
It's been 18...
New Movie Casts Christopher Walken As Cheeky But Loveable Father Figure With A Dark Side
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In entertainment news today, a new movie has been announced casting Christopher Walken in an exciting new role.
That role will be in...
