Peter Dutton Ecstatic About Being Able To Refer To Zimbabwe As Rhodesia Again
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Australian Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has an extra spring in his step this week, claiming his job just got a whole lot...
60 Minutes Calls Up Pauline Hanson To Analyse Meghan Markle’s Standing In The Royal Family
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Flagship Channel 9 Current Affairs program 60 Minutes has wowed viewers today with the teaser 'for the most unmissable show ever.'
The program...
England Also Claim Rhianna
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In some breaking news out of the currently imploding isle of 'Great' Britain, England has today laid claim to another talented performer.
Continuing...
“Burning Man Used To Be Way Better” Says Darwin Woman Who Went To Burning Man Two Years Ago
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A Darwin-based social worker who's entire personality is based around the fact that she took heaps of acid in the Nevada desert...
Nice Irish Guy To Play Nice Irish Guy In New Movie That Doesn’t Explain Why Character Is Irish
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Prominent Irish actor and comedian Chris O'Dowd is set to play an Irish guy in an upcoming new movie that isn't set in...
ScoMo Tells Trump He Can Do Mates Rates On Norfolk If He’s Still Chasing An Island
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has delighted the Liberal Party today, by coming up with an incredibly innovative privatisation policy.
Following in the footsteps...
Environmentally Conscious McDonalds Assure World They’ve Been Pioneering Fake Meat For Years
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The multinational food giant McDonalds has today come out trying to set the record straight.
With the 'fake meat' war waging across the...
FBI Release Image Of ‘Person Of Interest’ Wanted For Questioning Over Jeffrey Epstein’s Death
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US Detectives have today released a surveillance video image of a man suspected of breaking into a Manhattan holding facility on Saturday around...
Sausage Dogs Great In Theory
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A recent report by the PETA has found that the adorable sausage dog is much more likely to be enjoyed as an idea,...
America Considering Strict Ban On Public Places
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After dozens of people were gunned down across two mass shootings over the weekend, pressure is on Congress to address this bizarre 40-year-old...
