Heavily Armed Neo-Nazi Taken Down By Off-Duty Thoughts And Prayers
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Off-duty thoughts and prayers came to the rescue on this morning in middle America, after an extremist neo-nazi began shooting indiscriminately at a...
Americans Looking Forward To Invasion Of Iran Putting An End To All These Mass Shootings
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The United States of America has confirmed today that they can't wait to kick things off with the Islamic Republic of Iran.
The...
Report: Chinese Trolls Having A Field Day Right Now
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It can be confirmed today, that Chinese trolls on social media are having a field day right now.
This comes as a doping...
Photos Released Of The Prison A$AP Rocky Is Currently Being Held In
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In news from the Scandinavian country of Sweden, photos of the prison American rapper A$AP Rocky is currently being held in, have been...
Western Society Now Dictated By Blokes Who Look Like An Uncle That Starts Shit At Christmas
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Boris Johnson has been named the next British Prime Minister in what has been described as another much-needed win for husky guys who...
Dastyari Wondering If He Needs To Start Getting Involved In This Mack Horton Sun Yang Thing
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Former Labor Party Spokesperson on Chinese Affairs, Sam Dastyari has today made a few phone calls.
The exiled former Labor Senator did so...
Hollywood Celebrates 50th Anniversary Of Their Greatest Achievement Yet
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Hollywood, the home of the US film industry is today basking in its own glow.
This comes as the world celebrates the 50th...
President Trump Condemned For Offensive Cronulla-Bumper-Sticker-Like Tweets
President Trump is being condemned by colleauges from both the Democratic and Republican parties for using social media to share offensive vitriol that most...
Wow! We Put This Pacific Nation Into FaceApp’s Ageing Filter And It Completely Disappeared
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In a sad story breaking out of The Betoota Advocate's newsroom this afternoon, the new FaceApp has handed out a crippling reality check...
Little Mermaid Was Originally Filipino, Confirms Disney
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The artists behind the original animation of the 1989 incarnation of the Little Mermaid have today entered the debate surrounding the casting of...
