Malcolm Roberts Takes Parliamentary Leave In Bid To Storm Area 51
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
One Nation Senator and self-appointed Minister for National and International Conspiracy Theories Malcolm Roberts, has today announced that he'll be taking leave for...
Untrustworthy Nature Documentary Not Even Narrated By David Attenborough
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Recent nature documentaries are undergoing a new trend, moving away from the natural effervescent symphony of nature to shoving in our noses how...
Australian Asserts Authority Overseas By Reminding Them Their Coffee Sucks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian traveller Bonnie Henderson (28) has asserted authority over our colonial overlords today by reminding the English their coffee really does suck.
Ordering a...
Gus Visits Rome To Discuss Moving Origin To Only Place Fitting For This Gladiatorial Spectacle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
The iconic Phil 'Gus' Gould has touched down in Sydney just in time for the final State of Origin game tonight.
Set to...
Man Dragged Around Italy By Girlfriend Gutted That Real Carbonara Isn’t Made With 1L Of Cream
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It was supposed to be the trip that brought all of his Christmases at once, but as Tony Sims is learning, Italy isn’t...
Opinion: Here’s Why King Henry VIII Might Be Problematic
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage CONTACT
Having never studied history due to lack of time between extension English and Drama, I have not really known just...
Hong Kong Protestors Storm Parliament To Call For An End To Cattle Industry In Rural Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In a dramatic development out of the global financial hub of Hong Kong this morning, protestors have stormed the territory's parliament; with a...
America Reckons They’ve Finally Found A Country They’d Be Able To Beat In A War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some developing news out of the land of the free and the home of the brave, it's believed that the United States...
Hell Finally Gets Some Decent Furniture, Wins Michelin Hat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The fiery, torturous eternal afterlife known as hell has been awarded a Michelin star at the launch of their new food guide.
The new...
Milan Edges Out Regional Victoria With Winning Bid To Host 2026 Winter Olympics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In some news out of Europe today, it has been officially confirmed that Rural Victoria's bid to host the 2026 Winter Olympics has...
