Human Kind To Be Spared Of Most Emotional And Overthought Drake Album Yet
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In breaking news out of the North American continent, it looks like the world will not be graced with a hyper-sensitive album from...
Justin Bieber Publicly Reveals That He’s Never Watched Any Of The Mission Impossible Movies
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Justin Bieber has surprised the world this week with comments that suggest he's not very interested in self preservation.
The 25-year-old Canadian-American has publicly...
Man Who Bought 9 Beers On Tiger Flight To Thailand Says He’s Got Haggling Down To An Art
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Six-foot-tall Betoota Dolphins prop, Jason Ristrome, today made the bold statement to his mates that he has mastered the ancient art of haggling...
Redundancies Expected At Nigerian Arm Of ATO Following News Apple’s Discontinuing iTunes
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The Abuja based arm of the Australian Taxation Office (ATO) is today reeling from the news that iTunes will be no more.
In...
Netflix Audiences Demand More Movie Artwork Of Jason Statham Diving Sideways While Shooting
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As cable and free-to-air continue to struggle in Australia, a new study has been conducted to identify just what it is that streaming...
Woman Looking At Scales Starting To Think That Maybe Calories Do Count On Holidays
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A naïve Julia Cummins has been confronted with an unsettling reality this morning after realising the 300,000 calories she consumed on holidays actually...
Local Bushie Speaking To American Amazed They Have Different Names For Things
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“Haha! You call that a what?” laughed an incredulous Bill Fowler, while pointing at a can of soft drink.
“Pop?” replied Chad Hodges, confused.
“Mate,...
Aldi Admits Hosting A Snow Gear Sale On Mount Everest Summit Might Have Been A Bit Reckless
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Frenzied scenes played out at Aldi stores nationwide on election day, as the retailer launched its annual ski gear sale for Australian.
Queues of...
Australian Living Abroad Branches Out And Makes Friends With Bunch Of Aussies Living Overseas
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Betoota Grove free-spirit, Bella Robertson, moved to New York just over two years ago with dreams of starting a new life there; new...
“Worst Final Episode Ever” Says GOT Fan Who Only Has Dwight’s Wedding To Compare It With
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After dedicating 9-years of his life to the complex plotlines and character arc's of one of the most expensive television series in the...
