Scientists Shocked To Discover Palmer United Leaflets At The Bottom Of The Mariana Trench
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In a sad indictment on the state of the planet we call home, some US explorers have today discovered rubbish at the deepest...
Photos Emerge Of Prince Harry’s Intimate Gender Reveal Ceremony For Nan And Pop
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Staying true to his reputation as the unrefined funboy of the British Royal Family, photos have today been leaked of the Duke Of...
Harry And Meghan Waste No Time In Asking Friends To Vote For Archie In Bonds Baby Search
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The Royal couple have today wasted little time showing off their little bundle of joy to the world.
With Harry and Meghan introducing...
Archie Roach No Longer The Only Black Guy In The World Called Archie
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Prominent Indigenous singer-songwriter Archie Roach is now officially one of two black men in the world named Archie. A name usually reserved for...
Royal Baby Takes Spotlight Off UN Report That He’ll Live Longer Than 1 Million Other Species
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Roughly a million species across the planet have been disappointed today, after a plea for help on their behalf unfortunately was made...
“Mum And Bub Doin Well” Posts Prince Harry In First Ever Instagram Photo Of Baby Aubrey
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Prince Harry has once again proven that royals can in fact be everyday people, in his newest instagram post announcing the birth of...
“Soldier” By Destiny’s Child Pulled From Australian Airwaves For Promoting Toxic Masculinity
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Content warning: this article discusses that east coast slang that us country girls we like
Radio stations all around the world have started...
800-Year-Old Sacred Djab Wurrung Trees Not French Enough For Hipsters To Be Upset About
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The disastrous fire of two old towers that may or may not have been up to fire code in an old Cathedral that...
Kim K’s Claims Of Studying Law Verified After She Mentions It In Every Conversation She’s Had
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It has been confirmed today that Kim Kardashian West is without doubt currently studying law.
The confirmation comes after the celebrity posted on...
Tragic Notre Dame Fire Provides Perfect Excuse To Rehash Old Photos From 2013 Eurotrip
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Australia's wanderlust-enthusiasts are today arguably as heartbroken as the Parisians over a catastrophic fire that engulfed Notre Dame cathedral, gutting and destroying the...
