Julian Assange Arrested On Charges Of Not Shutting The Fuck Up About All That Shit
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Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange was arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London last night, on what many believe is a blatant attack on...
WrestleMania 2019 Overshadowed By Heavily Manufactured Plot Twists In MAFS Finale
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The world's biggest event in the wrestling calendar has today been overshadowed by a humble Australian reality television show.
Vince McMahon and the...
Local Man On Bucks Party In Vegas Pleads The 5th On Phone Call Back Home
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Nathan Jones has surprised his girlfriend this afternoon by referencing the United States Constitution instead of answering her simple question.
It’s believed Bridget Watts,...
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
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After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically in North Wet Queensland this month, PETA are...
Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again
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If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent video of a snake eating something twice its...
Trump To Declare National Emergency To Fund Construction Of Giant Rahul Dravid Along Border
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In news coming out of the home of the brave and the land of the free, President Donald Trump has announced that he's...
Elon Musk Calls Hakeem al-Araibi’s Lawyers Pedos After They Refused His Offers Of Assistance
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Elon Musk has weighed into another South-East Asian drama, this time trying to intervene in the case of soccer player Hakeem al-Araibi.
After...
Paris Hilton Reportedly Willing To Give It Another Shot With Millsy
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American heiress and cosmetics billionaire Paris Hilton has today been quoted in some soulless Hollywood magazine with talk or reigniting the flame with...
Report: Probably Could’ve Kept That One To Yourself Liam
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Actor Liam Neeson faces a barrage of criticism today over an interview in which he admitted he once fantasised about killing a black person...
Florida Rapper T-Pain Unsure Why He Is Copping So Much Heat From Indian Twitter Accounts
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In news out of the United States of America this morning, Florida based rapper T-Pain has asked someone to explain why he is...
