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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins is facing strong opposition this week after he floated the idea of replacing the country's Douglas DC-6 VIP transport aircraft earlier than budgeted. While politicians, sometimes even the Prime Minister, typically fly commercial when they can, some trips are too long for the propellor aircraft to take on in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 24-year-old Sydney girl, Sally Hanna, is now realising that the dream of living in a brownstone one bedroom apartment on East 73rd street in the Upper East Side of Manhattan - while earning a 6-figure salary for writing 450 words per week as a sex and dating columnist - might be unattainable. Despite living in NEW YORK, NEW YORK...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS NEVER GO ON FIELD TRIPS? The entire staff group from the Japanese Embassy in Canberra have today boarded a rental coach for what will likely be the longest journey they will ever take while traveling on land. This marks the first official field trip in the history of Australia's Japanese Embassy, as they depart for a impulsive...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States' National Football Team has today re-affirmed its commitment to gender equality - by making a strong statement at the FIFA World Cup. Their women's team has this week followed in the footsteps of their male counterparts, by packing their bags and exiting the tournament in the Round of 16. The huge statement comes a year...

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Just weeks after she lost her voice screaming along to all of her favourite songs on her favourite pop star's long-awaited Australian tour, local woman Chantelle (28, Betoota Grove) is today confronting a brutal identity crisis that was dropped on her overnight like a tonne of bricks. The late 20s paralegal is just one of millions of Lizzbians...

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact Historical records have proven that back in the year of our Lord 2020, Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg bought a 36% stake in F45.  The Advocate can confirm that it even made sense at the time. A sexy gymnasium training brand joining forces with a wildly successful movie star known for his love of the gym. Let’s face it, it is not...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT English loudmouth Piers Morgan is today coming to terms with that fact his country sucks.  The media personality who makes a living out of saying silly things has thoroughly entertained over the last few weeks by dipping his toe into the world of cricket.  Initially throwing a tantrum about Johnny Bairstow being legally dismissed, Piers has since carried on about...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Spirit of Cricket is rolling in its grave this morning, after having the Australian team spit in its face. Famous for it's desire to see the English cricket team win matches playing the greatest style of cricket ever seen by humankind (aka scoring at one more run an over and making wildly foolish declarations and lack thereof),...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today confirmed Australia's acceptance into an illustrious club. The travelling PM has revealed that we have been accepted into the Climate Club - an international group made up of a bunch of countries all over the world, but mostly Europe. The Climate Club, which started in the parking lot of a local bar,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Australian Cricket team are today celebrating another victory in the Ashes. After a see saw Day 4 in the 3rd Test, the Aussies have decided to just feel like they won the match. The relatively low scoring affair did technically see the English win by 3 wickets on paper, however that hasn't gotten in the way of...