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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of The United States of America has today taken some time off from golf to tie up a few loose ends. Speaking from the Whitehouse, where he is very much not a lame-duck President, Trump has followed through on a pre-election promise and fired Dr. Anthony Fauci. In his place, Trump is reportedly set to appoint...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump’s desperate bid to hang on to the White House has verged into "now that's just sad" territory over the weekend, after his campaign hosted a major press conference at a Philadelphia landscaping business situated between a crematorium and and adult entertainment shop. Trump was playing golf on Saturday morning when the results came through that Pennsylvania and...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The still current President of the United States has today had a much-needed win. After making par on a couple of holes, Donald Trump managed to stay ahead of some businessman he was playing and subsequently called time on the round. This comes 24 hours after the election was called against him, despite him having an early lead...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has today made a bold promise to re-energise his base. With things looking as grim as they possibly could without yet being over, The President of The United States has promised his fans to 'hit em with the Gutho' if he can somehow try and turn things around. With 4 or 5 states still...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States has today issued some updated demands on the 'rigged electoral system.' Speaking from Washington DC, Donald Trump has demanded that all counting stop in some places, but also continue in some other places. With Trump's lead vanishing in Georgia and Pennsylvania as mail-in votes continue to pump out Biden's initially weak...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States has today called the system that elected him rigged. Speaking earlier, the former host of Celebrity Apprentice has accused electoral officials of blatant fraud and trying to 'steal' the election off him. Donald Trump's team say they have filed lawsuits in Pennsylvania and Michigan, laying the groundwork for contesting the outcome...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States appears to be taking the election numbers quite well, it can be confirmed this afternoon. While Joe Biden has told supporters in a sort speech that 'we are going to win this,' Trump is yet to publicly appear. As the votes flow in and the election looks too close to call...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump and Joe Biden notched their first major victories of election night as news publications project that Trump will win Florida and Ohio, two battleground states that bucked the trend by voting for Obama twice before flipping back to the Republicans But the results in most other major battleground states are still unclear with postal votes yet...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Trump campaign are ready to cut their losses in Michigan at any many, after a major celebrity endorsement has begun to show it's face at the ballot. Eminem, also known as Slim Shady, also known as the guy that sang that horrific song called 'Kim' where he raps about slitting the throat of the mother of his daughter...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the results from the US election begin to flow in from the Eastern states of America, the State of Florida is flip-flopping around like an early morning or post-shower pre-bed dick in trackies. The crucial state of Florida is swinging back and forth, from blue to red every few minutes, as the votes get furiously counted from...