Remembering The Queen: She Survived WWII, The IRA, The Sex Pistols… But Boris Was Too Much
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Queen Elizabeth II has died at the age of 96, Buckingham Palace has announced.
In even more shocking news: her eldest son, Charles, is now King.
Buckingham Palace released a statement just after 6:30pm on Thursday local time (3:30am Friday AEST), confirming the Queen had died at her Balmoral estate in the Scottish Highlands.
The next in line to the throne,...
Former Defence Minister Chris Pyne Says Things Are Absolutely Fine Between Him And Harry Styles
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Former Australian Defence Minister Christopher Pyne has today officially denied any rumours surrounding tabloid media's obsession with an alleged falling out between himself and British heart-throb singer/actor Harry Styles.
This follows news that there is a growing rift between the two titans of the arts, which is believed to have stemmed from some 'bad vibes' during recent interviews at...
Finnish PM Faces Heavy Criticism For Dancing When She Could’ve Been Starting Wars Or Something
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The international community is this week taking a moment to reflect on how lucky they actually do have it.
This follows the disgraceful saga that the Finnish PM Sanna Marin has found herself caught in, where she seemed to dance, with her friends, at a party, on over the course of a whole night...
Notable enough to land...
António Guterres Discovers Scotty Secretly Appointed Himself Secretary-General Of The UN
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In a shocking new twist to the Side Hustle Scotty saga, it can now be revealed the former Prime Minister is going global.
With revelations emerging over the last couple of days regarding Scott Morrison's secret new jobs, it can now be confirmed that he also made himself the Secretary-General of the United Nations.
Scotty has refused to...
Calls For Jerry Springer To Come Out Of Retirement To Grill This Bald Headed Clown On TikTok
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If you are lucky enough not to have come in contact with the latest flash-in-the-pan misogynist to go viral on TikTok, you might not be familiar with the newest wave of controversial opinions currently infecting the brains of young men who don't know how to talk to women.
Andrew Tate, a former 'mixed martial arts expert' who has recorded...
Recent News Spurs Dad To Finally Join Daughters For Household’s 182,134th Screening Of Grease
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Despite having every single song permanently seared into brain for all of eternity, young father Dale Shannaghan (39) has never sat down to watch the hit musical Grease with his two young daughters from start to finish.
That's to not say he's never watched this timeless film before.
As an early millennial, the timeless love story between Danny and Sandy...
Recently-Single Pete Davidson Reportedly Already Rooting Both Cher And Susan Sarandon
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US tabloids are in overdrive this week, as entertainment reporters rush to get the scoop on which absolute smokeshow Pete Davidson has landed as a rebound.
This follows the news that the 28-year-old American comedian had split up with LA socialite Kim Kardashian (41) after nine months of dating.
Fans of both comedy and TV shows about rich people had...
Biden Reveals US Government Will Fund The Making Of Rush Hour 4 In Effort To Smooth Over Relations With China
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US President Joe Biden has today announced a groundbreaking foreign policy.
The man in charge of the self-proclaimed home of the brave and the land of the free has revealed how he plans to de-escalate the situation with China.
Biden says he will pump a few hundred million dollars into producing the long-awaited fourth installment in the Rush...
Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up
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As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves, droves of climate-change denying Australians are taking the opportunity to beat their chests.
Because Australians know a hot summer better than anybody!
This comes after Britain recorded a new provisional record temperature of 40.3C in central England, with 29 sites across the country experiencing temperatures...
Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda
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The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be now unfolding in the Northern Hemisphere, causing chaos in countries not prepared for extreme weather events.
For the first time this week, the United Kingdom has issued the first-ever red warning for extreme heat in the heart of England. Temperatures of up to about...