Local Dad collapses in solidarity with the Australian cricket team
12 November, 2016. 11:23
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THOUGH HIS HEART is weaker than his daughter's boyfriend's handshake these days, Derek Murchison decided this...
Free Daycare Centre To Be Included In Sydney’s New Barangaroo Casino Development
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A new agreement between Hillsong, Crown and the State Government will see a publicly funded Christian Day Centre set up on...
Donald J. Trump Elected As Last President Of The United States Of America
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It appears that President Donald Trump has today been elected as the last ever President Of The United States Of America.
Earliest indications...
Bloke With No Other Options Left Becomes Real Estate Agent
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Following his passion after high school, Jake Mulholland found his journalism degree to be worth less than the paper it was...
Hipsters Torn Between Joining C.U.B Boycott And Drinking Melbourne Bitter Ironically
7 November, 2016 17:15
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The creative underclass of New South Wales and Victoria have spent the last six months limboing between political and...
Local bloke closes account at the Commonwealth over ‘appalling’ Howzat ad
7 November, 2016. 11:12
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING worse than seeing Quentin de Kok club Nathan Lyon around the WACA all...
Brisbane woman rushes into burning home to save favourite Camilla dress
6 November, 2016. 12:34
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RETURNING HOME FROM her receptionist role at Hutchinson Builders, Alice Rover found her house ablaze - her...
Ken Sutcliffe returns to Mudgee to find an ice-ravaged hellhole with great wine
6 November, 2016. 12:34
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STEPPING OUT ON CHURCH STREET for the first time in almost twenty years, retired television presenter...
Malcolm Roberts accuses lefty astronomers of promoting ‘Islamic’ crescent moon phase
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ONE NATION SENATOR MALCOLM Roberts has lashed out at NASA this morning, asking that they stop forcing 'inappropriate' and...
Gamer Community Admit They Won’t Ever Get Another Soundtrack That Slaps As Hard As Vice City
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As many parents who waited until the Cold War was over to procreate will agree, a recent study confirms...
