Pub Patron Nominated For Australian Of The Year After Returning Empty Schooner To Bar
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Local man, Rylie Piper has been commended today for his breathtaking selflessness and impressive work ethic.
While getting stuck into a few 'schooey...
Punter’s faith in Australian sport renewed by three quick wickets
3 November, 2016. 11:34
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AFTER A LONG WINTER of disappointing sporting results for the nation, a Brisbane corporate's hopes and...
Mummy blogger jumps on latest ‘Hi-Vis diet’ craze sweeping the nation
1 November, 2016. 10:23
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HER BLOOD IS ON IT'S way to being thicker than toothpaste and husband Greg is growing...
Animal Rights Protestors Remind Inattentive Nation That The Horsies Have Feelings
1 November, 2016 17:15
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Hundreds of animal rights protestors have today been left confused and bored, as they discovered that not one of the...
Melbourne Girl Peels Off From Client Event For A Tactical Portaloo Vom
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THOUGH SHE'S INDIFFERENT when it comes to horse racing, a young Melbourne lawyer is beginning to feel a little...
WhatsApp Group Hysterically Circulating Bullshit Tips Passed On By Old Codgers At Urinal
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IT WASN'T EVEN 7 O'CLOCK when the first 'dumb cunt' was thrown from one punter to another.
Michael Dollarhide woke...
DoCS to keep an eye on parents who take their kids trick-or-treating tonight
31 October, 2016. 18:34
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YUPPIE PARENTS ARE AT RISK of having their children taken out of their care if they...
Chair-sniffing office drone wonders which tie will look best around his head for Melbourne Cup
31 October, 2016. 18:34
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TROY CAMBERWELL HASN'T HAD A cheeky Tuesday buzz on since last year's Melbourne Cup, when on...
Eight Crushed As Police Sniffer Dogs Enter Bondi Nightclub
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POLICE AND AMBULANCE CREWS WERE called to a prominent Sydney 'nite spot' at approximately 7pm last night local time...
Opening A Stubbie With Your Teeth No Big Deal, Says Absolute Legend
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TEN YEARS AGO, people stood around awestruck whenever Nathan Delaney would pop the top off a beer with his...
