J-Pac breaks silence on split with Mariah Carey: “Yeah mate. Mad as a cut snake”
26 October, 2016. 23:34
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AUSTRALIAN BILLIONAIRE JAMES PACKER has broken his silence on his recent unconfirmed split from pop star...
200 Years After The Gold Rush, Ballarat Residents Are Still Scrounging For Precious Rocks
27 October 2016. 11:25
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Almost 200 years since the earliest recorded reports of gold in Ballarat, it seems the town and its residents haven't...
Relatively Well-Dressed Man Who Used To Be Really Fat Renews GQ Subscription
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TAKING A MID-AFTERNOON BREAK from doing nothing, local 'art director' Gavin Coolidge took the time out of his day...
Local bloke salutes Kerry Packer as he minimises tax with dubious deductions
26 October, 2016. 23:34
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AFTER RECEIVING AN EMAIL from the Australian Taxation Office explaining that he only a few days...
Baby Boomer Fondly Recalls A Time When The Only Minority He Hated Were Catholics
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IT WAS 1968 AND OUR boys were trudging through the jungles of South East Asia, looking to shoot themselves...
Local Bloke Forced To Defend His Proton Jumbuck
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DESPITE NOT HAVING ENOUGH grunt to pull the skin off a rice pudding, a north Betootan townie stands by...
Andrews Reminds Suburban AFL Clubs That Blackface Isn’t Okay Even On Mad Monday
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Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews MP, has had to remind the residents of his state that, while it may seem funny and well-intentioned,...
Study concludes men who can’t drive manual should be euthanised to prevent embarrassment
21 October, 2016. 17:03
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MARCUS DOLLARHIDE WAS OUT to dinner with his fiance's parents on Sydney Upper North Shore when...
PM Confident In Future Of Barrier Reef After Speaking With Toothless Cairns Fisherman
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Hundreds of career academics and internationally recognised marine scientists are wrong, it has been confirmed today.
People who run snorkeling...
Tony Abbott crosses Wyatt Roy’s name off ‘hit list’, applies lipstick after receiving apology
22 October, 2016. 11:34
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EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON, former prime minister Tony Abbott received a telephone apology from Wyatt Roy, one...
