Bloke in Jack Daniels Motorsport Shirt Says Fast & Furious Movies Are Shakespearean
13 December, 2016. 17:43
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER HAVING HIS breath stole time and time again by the Fast & Furious franchise, one...
Bloke on the Indian Pacific confirms Adelaide more boring than Nullarbor Plain
13 December, 2016. 17:43
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SPEAKING TO THE ADVOCATE via satellite phone, retired traveller Michael Hoskins told our reporters that the endless...
“Is December Always This Busy?” Asks Ascot Mum Over 3pm Rosé
Brisbane-based stay-at-home-mother-of-one, Rachel Irving-Valentine has indicated that the constant barrage of lunches heading into the silly season is also having a big effect on the...
Chiropractor Says The Pain Is Something That Only He Can Fix With 18 More Appointments
12 December, 2016. 15:33
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
GAVIN TURNER WAS ON a plane to New Zealand last week when an air hostess asked...
Sydney Morning Herald Hold Staff Christmas Party At BYO Chinese Restuarant
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Forget Flying Fish Restaurant or Doltone House Wharf, Noodle King ChinaTown will be the scene for this year’s Sydney Morning Herald’s Christmas...
Local Baby Boomer forgot who raised his lazy, conceited Millennial children
11 December, 2016. 14:23
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
QUICK TO SQUINT AND rub his eyes whenever his children come to him with his problems,...
Pedestrian.tv Enjoy Xmas Drinks After Big Year Turning NewsCorp Headlines Into GIFs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
The entire newsroom at pedestrian.tv are today wrapping up a big December, by drinking left over cases of alcohol that were given...
Bloke who sends letters to newspaper editors looks just like you think he does
8 December, 2016. 19:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER STARING BLANKLY OUT the window for a number of years after he retired, Graham Cool-Ridge wondered what...
Nigella Lawson’s hash brownie recipe an instant hit with directionless teens
7 December, 2016. 19:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE LATEST COOKBOOK by British chef Nigella Lawson has whipped up fresh controversy this afternoon after it was revealed...
Local environmentalist puts deposit down on Telsa’s new coal-powered electric car
7 December, 2016. 19:34
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
AS OPPOSED TO BUYING an older fuel efficient car, local nature boy Oculus Ponsford has taken a...
