FED UP! Publican installs squat toilets after patrons refuse to stop pissing on the floor
13 January, 2017. 12:23
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Fed up with being greeted by the unmistakable waft of beer piss each time he visited...
Country Girl Visiting The City Plans To Make Todd Carney Look Like A Choirboy
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Since retreating to her husband's native Wee Jasper two years ago, Alex Winter has made it abundantly clear to...
Local Man Sick Of Having To Be PC During Only Interactions With Other Humans Online
12 January, 2017. 12:23
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Kicking off his sandshoes the moment he walked through the door, Marcus Coffey made a beeline...
Newtown Man Develops Diabetes After Hibiscus-Infused Tangerine Pale Ale Bender
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While the Captain's Parrot brewery's staple beer, the Hungry Leper, is considered more of a saison ale, many craft beer enthusiasts say...
Battler picks favourite funny t-shirt for upcoming A Current Affair appearance
11 January, 2017. 12:23
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Lynx Orwell got in touch with a producer from A Current Affair late last year to...
Kid On Holidays At Nan’s House Learns That Free-To-Air Movies Go For Like 4 Hours
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A 10-year-old granddaughter has today learnt that the model of screen entertainment that her parents grew up with is almost unwatchable by her...
Uni Student Who Suspects She’s Been Overpaid By Centrelink To Ride It As Long As She Can
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"Of course I'm not going to be able to pay it back" Maddie Wilson spits to her mum over the phone from her...
Charlie Pickering’s lefty mates console him after Paul Keating fails to recognise him
9 January, 2017. 15:34
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A prominent Chardonnay socialist is being consoled by close pals this afternoon after former prime minister...
Well-informed retiree blames Waleed Aly for the collapse of Dick Smith’s business
9 January, 2016. 11:32
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Settling into his seventh Crown Lager of the evening, Ascot father-of-four Glenn Coalman flicks through his saved...
Local Enigma Confuses A Cheap Carton Of Beers With A Box Of Throwdowns – Again
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Dennis Gooch-Stroker is sanguine about the Sunday afternoon binge-drinking-session he's about to have. Not because he's concerned about under-performing...
