Stingey Mate Negotiates $5 Less On Nightclub Cover Charge
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Stephanie Carlin is the toast of her small West Betootanese friendship circle this morning after the 23-year-old successfully negotiated...
Inner-City Leftie Clarifies That He’s A ‘Whitefulla’ In Case You Got Confused By His Patronising Use Of Aboriginal Slang
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Australia Day.
It's only been an national public holiday since 1988, and since the Bicentenary it has become quite a...
Considerate Uber Passenger Manages To Get Most Of Her Chunder Out The Window
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Considerate Uber passenger, Clare Hurley (22) has gone extra lengths for her 5-star rating early this morning.
Following a lengthy session...
Meet the bloke whose nipples are ‘too feminine’ for social media
17 January, 2017. 10:15
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Facebook and partner company Instagram have come under fire this afternoon from an out-of-work Betoota tennis...
Mates form pact to delete each other’s browser history should one of them die
17 January, 2017. 10:15
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Two North Betoota mates formed a pact overnight to clear each other's browser history in the...
QLD Police Social Media Team Release Hilarious ‘Harlem Shake’ Video 44 Months Late
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The cheeky and much loved Queensland Police Service have released a side-splitting video of some of their officers doing...
Report Finds 70% Of Sexy, Sultry, Facial Expressions A Result Of Undiagnosed Cataracts
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A recent report from the Fred Hollows Foundation has found that supermodels, porn stars and actors have some of...
Local Gym Reports A Sharp Increase In Pieces Of Shit Lying To Themselves
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A gaggle of North Betoota gym junkies are rejoicing this morning after discovering that nearly every new year resolution...
Thousands March In Adelaide Demanding Shannon Noll’s Release From The Drunk Tank
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Thousands of Australian country-pop-rock and enthusiasts and generally proud Australians have taken to the streets of Adelaide this afternoon...
Nine employees asked to raise their hand if they’ve been personally victimised by Amber Sherlock
13 January, 2017. 12:23
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The Nine Network has gone into lockdown this afternoon after footage was leaked to an online...
