Local Eshay Refuses To Let Winter Stop Him From Showing Off His Absolutely Stunning Pins
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Local Adlay, Messky Oner, says the toughest thing about adhering to the eshay lifestyle is that tracksuits are only really appropriate in the...
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Good At The Moment And Throws On The Check Engine Light
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The dreams of spending his ill-gotten, largely fraudulent tax return in some far-flung country have turned to into a...
Retiree Wonders Why His Fully-Franked Dividends Are Now In Danger Of Being Fully-Fucked
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One of our town's elders who can't understand why he feels angry and sad all the time has lashed...
Conservatives Agree To Legalise Abortion But Only For Embryos Conceived In Sinful Reverse Cowgirl
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In what's being considered a win for the Berijiklian government, conservative members have agreed to let the controversial...
Report Finds Every Single Person In North QLD Has Had To Sit Next To Bob Katter On A Flight
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A recent report by the Aviation Society of Australia has found that 100% of people in North Queensland who has ever caught an...
Conservative MPs Open To Abortion Bill Debate Once They Discover A Way To Profit From It
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Debate over who ultimately has control over a woman's reproductive organs continues to claim inches in newspapers across the...
Sunrise Drops The Ball And Forgets To Get Pauline On For Ben Simmons Issue
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The nation's most racist breakfast show is facing backlash again today, after making a glaring error.
Following the fallout from Ben Simmons decision...
Job Applicant With Largely Honest Resume Probably Not Going To Get This Job Either
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A local job seeker is telling himself that his most recent job interview went well, despite getting that sinking...
Ageing Brisbane Leftie Starts Banging On About Sir Joh Again
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"You don't understand what it was like, man" says 56-year-old Turin Ambleside.
"It was like, a full-on dictatorship, man"
With police charging 56 people over...
“Everything’s Totally Fucking Fucked, Mate. Big Time,” Explains CommSec’s Tom Piotrowski
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When seas that girt the Australian Stock Exchange begin to swirl, CommSec's Tom Piotrowski is the familiar face that...
