Psychopath Sits And Waits For Cab Driver To Give Him Exact Change
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A Betoota Heights psychopath handed over a $20 to a local taxi driver today to cover a fare of...
What The Fuck: Long-Haired Fremantle Man Doesn’t Even Know Anyone From Tame Impala Or Pond
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In a weird turn of events today, a free-spirited Fremantle boy who looks like he doesn't mind a bit of Australian psychedelic rock...
Moeen Ali Apologises For Jeff Thomsoning Someone In The First Over
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Moeen Ali, the greatest English spinner of all time, has put his hand up before play today, taking time...
NBN Co Employee Tells People He’s A Parking Ranger At Parties
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A local NBN Co employee at the end of his cable has told The Advocate this afternoon that he...
The Pigeon Running Rugby Australia’s Marketing Forgets Bledisloe Is On This Weekend – Again
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The flying rat tasked with drumming up some publicity ahead of the only Bledisloe Cup match in Australia this...
The Castle Remake To Feature Occupants Of Cracked City Apartment
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Fans of Australiana get excited, as it has just been announced that after 22 years the classic film The Castle will be coming...
“Federal ICAC Would Be Whack!”: DJ ALBO Spits Hot Fire On New Track Dropped On Soundcloud
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The Opposition Leader spat 300 bars of lave earlier this week and dropped them on Soundcloud this morning.
In the...
“Thaeut’s Bullshuat!” Says Ben Stokes Watching Steve Smith Score A Ton For The History Books
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A New Zealander that history will largely forget watched Steve Smith score an Ashes century last night that will...
Local Man Celebrates End Of Dry July With 9:34am Schooner Of Heavy After Day 1 Of The Ashes
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Local billboard advertising logistics manager, David Rockwell (28) says he knows it shouldn't be that hard, but he's pretty proud of himself for...
“Fingerlickin’ Good!” Says Barnaby After Catching 60 Pigeons On Parliament’s Roof
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The nation's most hard-done-by Member of Parliament told reporters he's eating like a king tonight after catching 60 pigeons...
