Private School Student Receives Special Exam Provisions For His Crippling Singular Surname
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Historically, there's been many special provisions granted to pupils of Betoota Grove's exclusive Whooton School.
Much more than the rest...
Pub Chef And Barman Forge Symbiotic Relationship Where One Is Fed And The Other Is Watered
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There are many symbiotic relationships in nature - but none seem stronger than the one forged between two Old...
Inner-City Leftie Finally Gets His Revenge On ScoMo By Spending The $1080 Tax Break Overseas
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Topping up his AusPost travel card this morning, a travelling local man noticed his tax return had landed in...
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Receives Promotion
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A Sydney pigeon, who just last week was pecking its way through a discarded yoghurt pot behind Rugby Australia's...
Boyfriend’s Birthday Present Scrapes A Pass Mark In Local Woman’s Group Chat
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With minutes left until David Jones closed, the clip-clopping of Dexter Bradley's Baxters against the linoleum floor became frantic.
"Fuck,"...
Recent Divorcee Goes Hard In CityBeach Trying To Emulate His Teenage Son’s Fashion Sense
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An ageing Betoota Heights man has decided to get on the front foot and get back on top of things today.
Secretly envying...
Report: Guess We’re Gonna Win The World Cup Then
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Redemption for James O'Connor and none for Israel Folau.
The French Quarter is abuzz tonight with the historic Wallabies victory,...
Cold Weather Is Good Drinking Weather, According To Mate Who Wants To Get Pissed
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A local Finance and Account Management Sales Analyst has confirmed to The Advocate today that 'cold weather is very compatible with a few schooners,...
Car Decides Man’s Life Is Fucked Enough And Kindly Turns The Engine Light Off
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Yesterday was fucked enough for Oscar Dodson and just when he though things couldn't get any worse, the engine...
