Local Boomer Wishes Kyrgios Would Behave More Like The Gentlemen Tennis Stars Of Yesteryear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local retired camping equipment retailer, Graham McCafferty (66) has had his heart jump-started overnight, after once again being triggered by the extroverted behaviour...
Incompetent Street Criminal’s Parents Urge Him To Make Use Of Skillset By Joining NSW Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With the ICAC hearings into foreign influence over the New South Wales Labor party already digging up severely incriminating findings in the first...
Victorian Makes A Big Deal Of Ordering A Pint Before Making A Big Deal Of Asking Why He Can’t
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A rapdily ageing Victorian ex-pat in the Diamantina has tried his hardest to cause a bit of a scene at a local venue...
Spare Key To Local Man’s AU Falcon Looks Suspiciously Like A 6-Inch Flat Head Screwdriver
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Sometime this week a popular local man lost his keys somewhere between The Gelded Seahorse Hotel and his rented...
Nats: “We’re As Committed To Protecting Regional Families As We Are Protecting Our Rivers”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Nationals leadership team spoke to the media this morning in Canberra where they pledged their support for a...
Man With Ten Girls On The Go Demands Complete And Utter Exclusivity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local bachelor currently dating ten women has explained that he doesn't have time for people who aren't fully commited to being with...
Melted Wheelie Bin In The Park Stands As A Monument To How Society Can Go And Get Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Someone set a bin on fire in Machattie Park last night in the French Quarter because society can go...
Local Woman Bored Enough At Work To Open News Article In Incognito And Read The Whole Thing
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Lilly Westcott’s boredom at work has reached all new highs during her news scroll session this afternoon as she actually went to the...
TikTok-Obsessed Millennial Looks At Twitter The Same Way She Looks At Nan’s Built-In VHS TV
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A millennial has almost vomited in her mouth this afternoon after one of her Gen Y colleagues asked if she was on Twitter.
While...
Boris Johnson Asks Queen If She’s Also Got The Power To Put Him In The Squad For The 4th Test
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The British Prime Minister has had his plan to suspend parliament approved by HM The Queen this week in...
