Bed Shit Boris Shits The Bed Again
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Prolific shitter of the bed, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has shit the bed again after rebel MPs from...
Turnbull’s Memoir Editor Asks Him To Tone The References To Greek Mythology Down A Bit
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been busy since being booted from office, his publisher says.
Busy writing his tell-all...
Girlfriend Waits Until Doors Are Locked To Say The Harry Potter Stageplay Goes For 478 Hours
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Like a cat being herded toward an open door it doesn't want to go through, Jenny Piggins finally got...
Community-Minded Fisherman Throws Lobster Traps Into The Sea
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Our town's very own Andrew Wilkie is under arrest this afternoon for a string of offences related to the...
Khawaja Has ‘No Idea’ Who Kicked The Side Mirrors Off Trevor Hohns’ Rented Audi
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Cricket Australia has launched an internal investigation this morning after selector Trevor Hohns had the side mirrors kicked off...
Tim Paine Cleared To Captain After Scans Reveal No Rocks In His Head
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Friendly Tasmanian Tim Paine, who also captains the Australian Test Cricket Team, has been cleared to lead the tourists...
Rick Stein’s New Show Just Shots Of Him Sweating Profusely In Exotic Locations
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England's greatest export to the world, Rick Stein, has a new cooking show coming to the small screen across...
“I Don’t Know,” Says City Worker When Asked Why She Has A David Jones Amex
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People do things for no reason all the time. This year, Megan Holmes got a David Jones American Express...
NSW Government To Introduce New Tollways On Sydney Footpaths
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In news from Sydney, an exciting new tollway for residents of the Harbour city has been announced today.
Unhappy with the numerous tolls...
“This Place Does Great Coffee,” Says Man After Ordering A Large Extra-Hot Mugachino With Two
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A French Quarter city worker organises most of his client meetings at his favourite coffee house, Le Pisse Dans...
