Wallabies’ Media Pigeon Accidentally Shares Link To Randwick v Argentina Match
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Shortly before knocking off at lunch today, Rugby Australia's media pigeon accidentally shared the wrong link to the Wallabies'...
Humble, Kind And Self-Loathing Surgeon Has More Of A Jesus Complex, He Says
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A surprisingly-popular surgeon at Betoota Base Hospital has told reporters today that he hasn't really got a God complex...
Alanis Morissette Still Getting A Good Run In Perth
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Jagged Little Pill, the seminal Alanis Morissette album is one of the top-selling records of all time - but if you were born...
Report: Britain Now The St George Dragons Of Nations
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The Saints were once a powerhouse, now they're just a house. Great Britain used to be Great, how it's...
Nation Still Under Impression That Appealing To Peter Dutton’s Conscience Might Actually Work
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In some breaking news out of the Southern continent of Australia, it's been confirmed today that the island nation is still under the...
Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Making It Out The Other Side Of A Parisian Tunnel Alive
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The Duke of York breathed a sigh of relief last night after driving into a tunnel in Paris and...
Mate Who’s Trying To Join The Coppers Takes Cue To Leave Kick-On As Extra-Curriculars Begin
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A considerate mate who's trying to join the police force has just realised that it's probably not a good idea for him to...
Ban Video Games? This Doctor Cured Cancer With A Simple “Woolooloo” Chant He Learned From Age Of Empires
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Calls for video games to be banned have been sullied by a young doctor today after he discovered the...
Magpie About To Get A Beak Full Of Briefcase Swooped The Wrong Leasing Agent
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A French Quarter leasing agent was told there was a territorial magpie down Rue De Enculer - but he...
Inquiry Into NSW Lock-Out Laws Finds Absolutely No One Has Thrown A Punch In Sydney Since 2014
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As of today, no one has had to catch hands in Sydney since the extremely succesful and rational NSW lock-laws were introduced to...
