Report: Shane Warne Never Far From The Action
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An internal report commission by Cricket Australia has concluded that icon of the modern game, Shane Warne, is never...
Real Estate Agent Wears Out Another Thesaurus Finding Synonyms For ‘Over-Priced’ And ‘Small’
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A French Quarter leasing agent has cast another thesaurus into the landfill bin this afternoon as the glue in...
Sometimes Cricket Is Beautiful
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After sucking for the past two weeks, cricket is now good again according to a government report.
Some at the...
“We Are Just About Ready To Go Here. Open The Pubs Back Up” Crown Casino Tells Berejiklian
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Sydney's nightlife-crushing lockout laws look to be incrementally rolled back across the city, after Crown Casino revealed that they are getting close to...
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeons Treat Themselves To A Medium McChicken Meal After A Job Well Done
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The often-forgotten team behind the Wallabies history victory tonight against Samoa have pulled into Maccas on the way home...
Country Dad Assumes Banker Daughter’s Workplace Is Basically The NYSE Trading Floor
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A northside father has told his friends down the local this afternoon that he knows his middle daughter works...
BOM Thoughtfully Urges Nation To Keep Their Fluids Up With Arrival Of Slightly Warmer Weather
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The Bureau Of Meteorology has today urged the nation to take the arrival of the warmer weather seriously.
With Spring rolling in this...
Biloela Family Abuse Staff At Camilla In Last Ditch Effort To Become White South Africans
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A leaked government report has suggested that the Biloela family at the centre of the deportation saga abused sales...
Parking Ranger Claims He’s Already Pushed The Button; Sorry Mate Can’t Do Anything About It
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A French Quarter parking ranger has been forced to defend himself this morning after booking a carpenter's ute out...
Local Woman Asking For Fifth Sample Of Gelato Just Taking The Piss Now
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With an afternoon up her Sportscraft sleeve, French Quarter woman Chive Bergamot caught a glimpse of herself in the...
