If We Drug Test Youth Allowance, Where Will The Next Umbilical Brothers Come From?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation risks losing a generation of creative artists should the government go ahead with their plan to drug...
130km Per Hour Definitely Not Fast Enough To Be In Right Lane, Says Skyline R33 With Red Ps
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Local Skyline owner, Brendo (19) says he and the boys have got somewhere to be, and they are looking for an off-ramp in...
ScoMo Saves Community From Bushfire By Moving Rating Back To Low
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The threat of bushfires is a clear and present danger for many communities around Australia - a fact that...
Local Second Hand Car Dealer Stares With Envy At Yum Cha Trolley Lady’s Sales Techniques
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
They say brilliance recognises itself in other people, or something like that. Well, that much is definitely true today as Dwight Smith watches...
Cheika Ropes In Steve Waugh, Shane To Mentor Wallabies Ahead Of World Cup Opener
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Fresh from helping Justin Langer retain the Ashes, Shane Warne and Steve Waugh arrived in Tokyo this morning on...
Malcolm Makes Amends With That Homeless Melbourne Man By Giving Him An Old Opal Card
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The former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has travelled to Melbourne today to make amends with a homeless man he...
Pride Of Backward Cap Boys In The Park Have A Vortex And They’re Not Afraid To Send It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Three o'clock means it's tool down for one local soon-to-be tech unicorn.
A click of the buzzer sends the door...
44-Year-Old In A Pork Pie Hat Inspired To Take Up The Trumpet After Seeing Cat Empire Live
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Fed up with waiting for the next wave of ska to arrive, an aging Betoota Heights rude boy took...
Young Liberal With 3 Section 10s Says It’s Only Fair That Welfare Recipients Get Drug Tested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local finance worker in our town's Old City District sat down with The Advocate today to explain why drug testing welfare recipients 'just...
Three Injured After Ashes Heroics Inspires Group Of City Workers To Have Net A Session
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some of the lesser complaints tomorrow will be from a group of Old City District workers who'll say that...
