Report: No One Robs Houses In Griffith
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A recent report by NSW Police has found that no one has robbed a house in Griffith since the first fruit farms began...
Bank Of Mum And Dad Issue Negative Interest Rate After Mortgagor Decides To Go Travelling
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One of our town's smallest lenders has become the first financial institution in Australia to issue a negative interest...
Dive Bar Shut By Noise Complaints Reopens As Family-Friendly Shit Hole Full Of Screaming Kids
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An Old City District that survived two world wars, recessions, the death of the wool industry and more droughts...
ALP Front Bench Deny Chinese Influence Over Party During Press Conference At Crown VIP Lounge
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The entire Federal Shadow Cabinet have come together today to continue denying claims that the ALP is and or has been influenced by...
“What Is This Shit?” Asks Executive Flicking Through Holden E-Catalogue
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A local executive currently looking for a new car was left scratching his noodle and giggling last night after...
Tanya Rolls Into Parliament Rocking Fresh New ALP Hoodie
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Shadow Minister for Education and Training Tanya Plibersek has today rocked up to the Parliament House rocking a fresh new hoodie.
The popular...
“I Don’t Care If We Have To Remortgage The House,” Says Girlfriend Shopping For Bed Linen
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Summoned from the man chair inside one of our town's most bespoke bedding boutiques, a local city worker learned...
Student Pilot Not Getting Many Bites On Offer To Take People Up In His Rented Death Trap
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Just days after getting is recreational pilot licence , a local grazier started to offer to take his mates...
Gen-X Woman Knows Heaps About Buddhism
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Local Gen-X book publishing account manager, Heidi Stefani (46) has today applied a Buddhist proverb to pretty standard frustration that millions of people...
Report Finds Adults Who Ride Piaggio MP3s Were Breastfed Well Into Kindergarten
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A recent report carried out by Australia’s peak scientific body, the CSIRO, has found a juicy – and in hindsight, obvious – correlation...
