Normal Food Immediately Becomes Trendier With ‘Byron Bay’ Or ‘Bondi’ Added To Name
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As Australian cities continue to self-alienate in order to form the semblance of some identity anthropologists are noticing how similar we still are.
Most...
Report: England Agree To Soft Border With Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The British Government, represented by a envoy made up of park crickets, has agreed to an history soft...
World’s Most Important Man Says You Can Wait While He Tries To Turn Over Double Lines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Toot your little horn all you want, he doesn't give a fuck.
The world's most important cunt has been located,...
Mr Sandman Mercifully Takes Cricket Fan Off To Dreamland During The Rain Delay
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Laughing at Joe Root's decision to bat first, watching Warner get settled and new hope from the West Marcus...
Businessman Still Using Ozemail Address From 1997 Says The Internet Is Just A Fad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The business brought the curse of the internet to Australia and the investment that springboarded Malcolm Turnbull from Bond...
Journalism Textbooks Consider Removing The ‘Leave Alan Jones Alone’ Section From Now On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Publishers of the nation's most popular journalism textbooks are contemplating the idea of removing the section that teaches...
Malcolm Roberts Unconvinced Amazon “Rain” Forest Is Capable Of Being On Fire
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Senator Malcolm Roberts has dismissed claims the Amazon rainforest is on fire, despite the catastrophic event making international news.
Roberts...
Young Professional Gets Their Shit Together And Dumps Private Health Cover
INGRID DOULTON | Local News | Contact
A local city worker has done the math and came to the conclusion that she's not getting much...
Book Week: Nation’s Unhealthy Obsession With True Crime Highlighted By Spike In Ted Bundys
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As young parents around the nation finally get their heads around the fact that blackface is never appropriate, the 2019 Book Week festivities...
Justice Hinch Packs Up Snipers Nest On Roof Opposite Supreme Court After Pell Fails To Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Senator Derryn Hinch abhors gun violence. He says guns kill people, not people.
He doesn't like sophomoric, unfunny journalism....
