“You’ve Wasted Another Year Of Your Life,” Says Supermarket By Starting To Stock Mince Pies
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Walking into the Old City District's Kellett's Gunsmith & Grocers on Market Street and the many things that catch...
Palaszczuk To Pardon All Cops Charged During Fitzgerald Inquiry If They Help Bash Some Hippies
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Queensland police will have new powers to search protesters they suspect of possessing so-called "locking devices", under new laws to be introduced to...
NSW Government Announces Plans To Repurpose Faulty Sydney High-Rises Into Tourist Attractions
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In some good news for dodgy developers, the NSW Government has unveiled exciting new plans for faulty skyrises today.
Speaking to reporters from...
True Horror Of Brexit Realised As Youth Mobility Pom Nervously Googles ‘Permanent Resident’
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One of our town's weirdest looking people, who is unsurprisingly English, has tentatively searched for how one becomes a...
Growing Calls For Plebiscite On Duel Of The Fates Replacing Advance Australia Fair
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Momentum is building for a new plebiscite on whether Advance Australia Fair should remain as the nation's national anthem;...
Australia The Only Signatory Of Tuvalu Summit’s She’ll Be Right Agreement On Climate Change
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As the Prime Minister returned home from the tiny Pacific nation of Tuvalu last week, in his briefcase was...
Pensioner Lives In Fear That He’ll Put In A Gulag Like The Rich Boomers Will Be One Day
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A Betoota Heights pensioner has told The Advocate this afternoon that he's constantly concerned by the media's portrayal of...
Rugby Australia’s Marketing Pigeon Fired
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Just hours after being captured by socks down country boy Chris Latham, Rugby Australia's new media pigeon has been fired on the spot.
The...
Bledisloe Hero Chris Latham Catches Rugby Australia A New Marketing Pigeon
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Socks down country boy Chris Latham pulled the boots back on this afternoon and caught Rugby Australia a new...
Brisbane’s Jubilee Hotel Hires Ex-SAS Contractors As Bouncers After Influx Of Ekka Bushies
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After a long week of hosting greater Western Queensland in their beer garden, Brisbane's iconic Jubilee Hotel has today put the foot down.
With...
