ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The British Government, represented by a envoy made up of park crickets, has agreed to an history soft border agreement with Australia.

Under the terms of the agreement, England agrees to let as many Australians through their borders as our government deems fit.

The agreement is not a two-way street, however, with Australia refusing to take in any more youth mobility poms that we already do.

This is a developing story to be continued in the morning edition.

More to come.


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