Thredbo Puts Accommodation Back Up To The Usual $21250 Per Night After NZ Spicy Cough Case
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One of the nation's highest ski resorts has put their prices back up to normal today just 24 hours...
Palaszczuk: “Scott Morrison Couldn’t Organise A Jab In A Goodna Sports Bar”
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Queensland leader Annastacia Palaszczuk has doubled down on her criticisms of the Federal Government's spicy cough jab rollout, telling...
Thredbo Lower Accommodation Down To $4950 Per Night After Losing Customers To NZ Bubble
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The Australian ski resorts are feeling the heat now that customers can go to New Zealand, forcing one popular...
Gerry Harvey Placed Into Virtual Reality Where Australians Don’t Think He’s A Thieving Cunt
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Millionaire corporate welfare recipient Gerry Harvey awoke this morning scared and confused, as he always does, at the news...
Scotty From Marketing Proudly Displays New Trophy Celebrating His Career-Defining Jab Rollout
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The nation's Head of Marketing has today revealed a shiny new trophy that's graced his office.
Speaking exclusively to The Betoota Advocate, Scott...
NSW Rugby Tell Campese He’s Got As Much Chance Of Getting Coach Role As A Pacific Islander
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Wallaby great David Campese has been told sorry by the NSW Rugby Board this morning because while he's perfectly...
Couple Hope They’re The Only Ones Who Want To Hire A Campervan And Drive Around NZ In June
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A committed pair of young professionals who've just purchased a home younger than them in our town's depressing Heights...
Dead-Eyed Coworker Says ‘Long Weekends Are Never Long Enough’ Over A Nescafé Gold
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Wanda Greenwich ripped the head off her second Nescafé Gold satchel and cast its body beside the sink along the other ones.
Tuesday is the...
Inner City Leftie Looking For A “Side Hustle” Goes Quiet When Some Suggests The Army Reserve
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A self-described creative from our town's cosmopolitan French Quarter told friends over Easter that he's bored with his agency...
Doctors Diagnose New Sleep Disorder For Lanky People Who Don’t Know What To Do With Their Arms
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Research students at The Betoota Royal Hospital have stumbled upon a new sleep disorder, after conducting a study on whether tall people require...
