Barefoot Child Attempts To Navigate Lawn Full Of Bindis Like A Soldier Sweeping A Minefield
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local child Liam Newson has today taken a massive gamble after he was seen entering his backyard without any shoes on.
The ten...
PM Tries To Get Women Back On-Side With Frangipani Stickers on Back Windscreen Of Holden Cruze
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a desperate bid to curry favour with the female population, the PM has taken the extraordinary step of affixing Frangipani stickers to...
Report: ‘Mates’ Who Sack-Wack When The Chips Are Down Most Likely Have Shit Chat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An over-the-top mate has started dishing out sack wacks on day two of a heavy bucks party trip, it has been confirmed.
Some...
Bus Driver Shows No Emotion As He Shuts Door In Breathless Commuter’s Face
ESSIE BURKE | Woman Writer | CONTACT
Glenn Mathieson was uncomfortably aware of the blister rubbing against his pleather work loafers, but was determined to board the 5.05pm X07...
Local Bloke Tentatively Pronounces Word On Menu In Hopes Waiter Will Put Him Out of His Misery
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Local bloke Adam Thompson should have known better than to take his date to a ritzy Italian restaurant, if not for the overpriced...
2% Phone Battery And Bloke Snoring Dampens Woman’s Post Coital Glow With Random Hookup
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
It’s often in the wee hours of the morning that one finds themself embarking on some harsh self-reflection.
Something local woman Leisl Bates knows...
Weird Fast Food Franchise Only Exists In Domestic Airports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A weird fast food chain that looks familiar, but isn't, has spent the last twenty years only existing inside...
Local Boomer Claiming To Be Avid Gardener Blows Cover By Saying “Plants” Instead Of “Plarnts”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A local Boomer claiming to be a gardener has blown her cover today by accidentally referring to the green things in her garden as plants,...
“Who’s That In Your Newest Instagram Post?” Asks Dad About Childhood Best Friend From Two Streets Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local dad has today experienced a rather concerning blip in his memory after he failed to recognise his daughter’s best friend in...
Good Friday Lunch: Sister’s New Boyfriend Says ‘Mate’ Too Much
As Good Friday kicks off the Easter long weekend, Stella Artwa (21) greets it with both excitement and anxiety, as she prepares to introduce...
