Left With No Other Option, Rich Person’s Kid Goes To Design School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Some in our town say French Quarter mid-tier design school, École Pour Les Sangs Bleus Inutiles, was only built...
NSW Labor Criticised By Surry Hills Branch For Running Blue Collar Worker In Blue Collar Seat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Labor Party's all powerful Surry Hills branch has today put their foot down, after it was revealed that their beloved party is...
Cold Snap Has Come Through, Confirms Wife
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Betoota Heights wife has confirmed to The Advocate today that the cold snap has certainly arrived.
The much talked about weather...
New Byron Themed Reality Show Just A Bunch Of Blow-Ins Arguing Over Who Ruined Byron Bay
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's weeping wound is subject of a new reality television show where people who moved their and fucked...
PM Announces His Mate Paul From Woolies Is The New Australia Post CEO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Bloke has made it public today that a bloke who looks just like him is the new...
Couriers Finally Get Round To Delivering That Facemask Ordered In July
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Things are looking up as Australian Covid-19 numbers decline and delivery company CouriersPlease finally getting round to sending you that Facemask you ordered...
Local Girl Meeting Boyfriend’s Mates For First Time Realises She Chose Least Attractive One
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Aside from meeting the parents, the one big pivotal moment for a burgeoning relationship is meeting the friends.
This is often the clincher for...
Prince Phillip Dies At 99, Unfortunately Just Misses Out On Getting A Letter From The Queen
In some news that hasn’t shocked Royal followers, Prince Philip has died.
Local Girls Not Ashamed Of Table Of 20 Cocktails At Back End Of Happy Hour
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | CONTACT
There isn’t a shred of regret or shame emanating from Emily, Julie or Annabel tonight as they sit perched at a bar in...
Dinner Plans With Girlfriend Looking Less Likely After Tray Of Rums Arrives
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Stepping out of his new office on Betoota's leafy Upper West Side, Connor Wales thought he'd be having a few easy...
