Northern Rivers Renter Told Fighting Gentrification Is Not A Valid Reason For Owning A Firearm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A 42 year-old single mother of two has today been politely told no can do, for the 6th time this month.
However, this...
Company Advertising ‘Exciting Role In A Fast Paced Work Environment’ Really Just Seriously Understaffed
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A local marketing agency has today managed to net a large number of applicants, after a job advert was carefully crafted to make...
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations by mastering basic arithmetic in the face of overwhelming odds.
Dennise...
Local Riff Raff Redlines The LowLux In Third Gear To Show Off His New Fuck Off Cannon Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A South Betoota meat worker has taken time out of his busy afternoon of talking shit on Facebook and...
Inner City Yuppies Purchase Rental Movie Despite Owning Several Streaming Service Subscriptions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
As they snuggle up on the couch for a night in, inner-city couple Troy and Susan Davies prepare themselves for a solid 45...
“Can’t We Just Talk About The Silly Navy Dancers?” Says Scotty At First National Cabinet Meeting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The knockabout bloke with two pikelet-sized nipples stuck to his chest that runs this bloody country has taken time...
DefenceJobs Now Advertising Positions For Anyone Seeking A Career In Throwing It The Fuck Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
After the roaring success of their salute to the HMS Supply the other day, the Royal Australian Navy has...
NRL Prepares For Possibility Of Having To Use ‘Mercy Rule’ For First Time Tonight In Brisbane
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NRL is today briefing their referees on the very likely scenario where a televised football match will have to be called off...
North QLD Man Disgusted With Self After Eating Whole Box Of Krispy-Kremes On Flight Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Townsville man has confessed to inhaling twelve Krispy-Kreme doughnuts which he purchased at Brisbane Airport shortly before he...
“Christine Holgate Is Our Rosa Parks” Says Inner-City Corporate Lawyer At Big 6 Law Firm
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact
As the fallout from Christine Holgate's Senate Inquiry appearance continues, the societal importance of the saga has today been quantified by one of...
