Brisbane 2032 Announcement Reignites Rumours Nikki Webster Is Moving To Our School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some big news for our nation's educational instituions, Nikki Webster could be moving schools!
The hot gossip ciruclating in every single school this...
Brisbane 2032 Announcement Reignites Rumours Nikki Webster Is Moving To Our School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some big news for our nation's educational instituions, Nikki Webster could be moving schools!
The hot gossip ciruclating in every single school this...
Locked Down Man Gets A 2nd Wind The Moment He Lays His Head On Pillow
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With nearly half of Australians in some sort of related lockdown, many are struggling with the hedonistic luxury of spending a lot of...
New Zealand Generously Offers To Supply Jabs To Under-Resourced And Desperate Pacific Neighbour
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The island nation of New Zealand has won global praise today, after confirming a genrous donation of spciy cough jabs to a less...
Annastacia In Heaven After Winning Olympics And Closing Border On NSW Within 24 Hours
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The premier of Queensland has confirmed to The Advocate that days don't get much better than yesterday.
Speaking from Tokyo after being 'pressured'...
Sydney Tradie Promises He’ll Make A Start On The New Bathroom Reno Next Construction Shutdown
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A Sydney plumber has today made an earnest promise to his better half.
The man with another 10 days off work on his...
Palaszczuk:”Oh No, Please Don’t Make Me Go To The Opening Ceremony! Nooo! Stop!”
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The holidaying Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk says she's actually gutted that Australia Olympic Committee Chairman John Coates is forcing...
Albo Begs Nation To Not Let Scotty Use The Off-Chance We Win A Gold In BMX As A Distraction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
HE'LL TRY ANYTHING: The off-chance that Australia might nab a few Olympic gold medals at the Tokyo Hunger Games over the next fortnight...
Mate Who Reckons He Knows Difference Between Types Of Wasabi Now Only Drinks -196
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A worldly local man of culture has today confirmed his life-long allegiance to the popular Japanese drink -196.
Similarly to certain dad’s who nail...
Palaszczuk Reveals 2032 Olympic Surfing Event Will Be Held At South Bank Beach
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With Brisbane buzzing this morning, Queensland's Premier can reveal that preparation for hosting the 2032 Olympics has already begun.
With the river city...
