Drunken Uni Student Weighs Up Buying Single Use Umbrella Or Heartwarming Comforts Of A Kebab
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An intoxicated uni student was caught assessing his options this week, faced with whether to spend his final dollars on staying...
Millennial Unable To Enter Dark Pantry Without Being Haunted By The Satanic Cries Of Her Childhood Furby
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough local woman Bree Spencer is almost thirty, she still finds herself haunted by core memories developed in her...
Scotty Apologises For Inaction, Vows To Provide Northern Rivers With 10,000 More Instagram Posts
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In news that none of Australia's major news outlets have been allowed to report on because of how embarrassing it is for the...
Bored Mum In Doctor’s Waiting Room Not Sure If Outdated Celebrity Gossip Is Worth The E Coli
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the wait time for the doctor ticks past the half hour mark, local mum Tessa Harris finds herself...
Report: Nullarbor Only Fun For First 1000 kms
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Fans of Australian holidays might want to think twice about the right-of-passage road trip across the Nullarbor Plain as travel bloggers confirm it...
Scotty From Marketing Posts A Thirst Trap Instagram Poll for Netflix Suggestions While In Iso
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT
After a long week of tax-payer funded sick leave, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has reportedly decided to treat himself to...
‘Wholesome Movie Night’ Sees Girls Caving In At 9 Pm And Ordering An Uber Into Town
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter multiple weekend benders, local girls Amber and Chelsea have made the resolute decision to have a wholesome movie...
Natural Disasters Now So Common There’ll Never Be A Good Time For Us To Bring Up Climate Change Again
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There's some bad news for environmental activists today, with revelations that we may never be able to talk about the dangers of climate...
Dad Visiting Daughter In The Big Smoke Disgusted To Discover $15 Burger Doesn’t Even Come With Chips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA dad from regional Queensland has this weekend had the shock of his absolute life, when he decided to...
Spoilt House Plant Dramatically Droops Onto the Floor After Owner Narrowly Misses Watering Window
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA dramatic houseplant has today looked as though it was at death’s door, after it’s cruel and heartless owner...
