Novak Djokovic Appears To Care About Someone Struggling To Breathe Because Of His Actions
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The already weird US Open* got even weirder this morning, after Novak Djokovic took responsibility for his actions, or tried to look as...
“Panthers Will Choke In Finals” Says Bloke Who Thought Shorten Was A Sure Bet
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With only three rounds of regular season footy remaining, couch commentators are coming out with the most cutting hot takes that they read...
Adelaide Winemakers Report Thousands Of Spoiled Vats After Sharp Increase In Sour Grapes
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South Australian wine regions are reportedly in a panic today, and it isn't necessarily because the Prime Minister has failed to hose down...
Joyous Scenes At Pineapple Hotel As The 3 Blokes In Queensland Who Follow AFL Hear The News
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There were scenes of jubilance at The Pineapple Hotel in Kangaroo Point earlier this afternoon, as the three men in Queensland who follow...
Girlfriend Who Couldn’t Locate Newcastle On A Map Seems To Know A Lot About Kalyn Ponga
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An out and proud sports novice, who often boasts about having never sat through a full 80 minutes of rugby league appears to...
Rabs Worries A Time Will Come When 4 Trbojevics, 4 Fifitas And 7 Hopoates Are Playing Origin
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Not one for ever struggling with even the most tongue twisting last names, Ray 'Rabbits' Warren has earned his stripes in cross cultural...
Parramatta Fans Heartbroken To See Parramatta Playing Like Parramatta Again
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After a promising start to the season, the Parramatta Eels have returned to the usual Parramatta-like form that is generally expected from the...
Glenn Rushton Caught On Video Asking Battered Horn If He Can Sign Some Posters Between Rounds
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Australian boxing experts have scolded Jeff Horn's trainer Glenn Rushton for appearing to exploit his pummelled fighter into another round before being overruled...
20,000 North Queenslanders Bow As His Majesty Enters Townsville Stadium
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Townsville Stadium has just borne witness to an incredible tribute this evening.
A short time ago, in a scene stranger than fiction, 20,000...
Katter Arrives At Stadium And Demands Promoters Let Him Michael Buffer The Main Event
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In a to be expected story from Townsville, the Member for Kennedy has raised a few eyebrows this afternoon.
The maverick MP Bob...
