Mark McGowan Arrives At Townsville Airport For Surprise Undercard Match Against Clive Palmer
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The punch on the nation has been dying to see is officially on!
After a few weeks of verbal jabs, billionaire magnate Clive...
Jeff Horn vs Tim Tszyu Fight Marks Townsville’s First Tattoo-Free Punch On Since 1943
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The good people of Townsville say they are still unsure whether or not any of these two blokes fighting tonight can actually throw...
Usain Bolt Finally Agrees To Take A Test
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World-record sprinter and Usain Bolt has tested positive for the coronavirus and is in self-quarantine at his home in Jamaica, the eight-time Olympic...
Australian Basketball Courts Swamped After Luka Dončić Inspires Nation’s Bitch Ass White Boys
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As we go to print this evening, the nation's Basketball courts are reportedly overrun by hordes of white boys seeking to play a...
NRL Responds To White People Copyrighting The Aboriginal Flag: “How Does Get Fucked Sound?”
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The NRL has officially joined the Free The Flag debate today, by making it clear that, in their eyes, there is absolutely no...
Bloke Who Put His Back Out Helping His Mum Move A Couch Says Sonny Bill Was Always Overrated
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Local armchair rugby league expert, Mica 'Bretho' Bretherington (24) says he's getting a bit sick and tired of the hype around Sonny Bill...
Report: No One Wants To Run At You Cuz
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The news every rugby league fan, regardless of club, has been waiting for was all but confirmed in a series of press conferences...
LeBron Says Cameron Smith Has Inspired Him To Hold Off Retirement To Play Alongside His Son
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American basketball legend LeBron James (35) has today confirmed rumours that he is interested in extending his sporting career long enough to play...
Brisbane Broncos Re-Open The Red Hill VIP Room In Effort To Keep Players Within The Bubble
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They say desperate times call for desperate measures, and that certainly rings true at the Brisbane Broncos this week.
Following another horror day...
Sir Richie Snapped Entering Pop-Up COVID Testing Line From The Side
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While the world deals with whatever strange things 'the most uncertain of times' throws at us, some things always remain the same.
And...
