Victor Finally Accepts New High Shot Rules: “So I’m Still Allowed To Cave In Their Rib Cage?”
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VICTOR THE CONSTRICTOR: After both Sydney Roosters Angus Crichton and Victor Radley were forced to miss last week's State of Origin opener due...
Fox Sports Announce NRL Star’s SHOCK Decision To Listen To The Doctors Like He Said He Would
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The ambulance chasers of NRL journalism have today announced the completely unexpected and never before mentioned retirement of Kangaroo, NSW Blues and Sydney...
Wayne Bennett Wakes Up To 97 Missed Calls
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South Sydney coach Wayne Bennett has woken up to a bit of a fright this morning.
Last year's Maroons mentor reportedly arose to...
“Right Where We Want Youse” Says Entire State Of Queensland After 50-6 Hiding In The Ville
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A hat-trick from returning Blues centre Tom Trbojevic and stand out performances from Brian To'o and Latrell Mitchell have silenced an entire Townsville...
Peter V’Landys Signs Executive Order Allowing Payne And Tino To Go At It Without Consequences
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Good news State of Origin fans, the biff is back!
That's right, with the series opener kicking off tonight in Townsville around 8:50 pm,...
JT Kicks Off Conditioning Drills By Sending Maroons Into The Mad Cow To Wind Up Some Army Boys
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Queensland assistant coach Johnathan Thurston has today put the Maroons squad through a unique series of drills, in his first ever solo session...
Footballer Booed Into Retirement While Game Did Nothing Surprisingly Turns Down Hall Of Fame
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The AFL is reportedly scratching its head today after a former player they left to fend for himself at the hands of their...
Injury Cloud Surrounds Maroons As Entire Squad Reportedly Contracts Deadly Indian Strain
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On the eve of State Origin 1, Maroons Coach Paul Green has just dropped a bombshell announcement.
The new Queensland coach has revealed...
Australian YouTuber Robelinda2 Calls Out Floyd Mayweather After Logan Paul Stalemate
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As the boxing world comes to terms with whatever the fuck that just was, another giant YouTuber star has thrown his hat in...
Heartbreaking Tributes Flow As Millions Tune In For The Untimely Death Of American Boxing
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As the slapstick YouTuber Logan Paul enters the ring to fight boxing great, Floyd Mayweather, in a Miami exhibition event - both America...
