Football Not Really Keen On Coming Home: “Have You Been To The Fucking Amalfi Coast, Bruv?”
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If you have been unlucky enough to be exposed to an English person in the last 48 hours, you would be very aware...
Report: Not A Bad NAIDOC
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Despite most of the major NAIDOC events and rallies around Australian being cancelled due to social distancing, the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander...
Maroons Say NSW Outbreak Far Too Risky To Host Game III In Newy, Demands NRL Abandon Series
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SCRAP IT, DOESN'T COUNT: The QLD Maroons have shared their grave concerns with the media over player safety in the midst of the...
48-year-Old Groundsman Working At Kogarah Oval Told To Keep Next Weekend Free
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THIS IS YOUR SHOT OLD BOY: A late-40s former legend of NSW bush league has been informed today that he might be getting...
Report: Don’t Write Off Toowoomba Boys
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THE GARDEN CITY SNIPER: A raw-boned Darling Downs fighter has stepped up this week to take on Aussie boxing champ Tim Tszyu in...
Scotty’s ‘Bloke Advisor’ Prepares State Of Origin Flashcards So PM Can Learn The Player Names
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The Prime Minister's Bloke Advisor has made up a few flashcards for the Bigfella-in-Chief today so he can learn...
QLD Selectors Keep Girlfriends Happy By Replacing Injured Ponga With The Equally Dreamy Walsh
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In a blatant effort to keep the missos of Australia interested in State of Origin, the Queensland Maroons have replaced injured dreamboat Kayln...
QLD Facing A Series Sweep Unless Some Fox Sports Moron Describes Them As Worst Side In History
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Sunday night's Origin Game II is make or break for an embattled Queensland side, after a 50-6 hiding in the Townsville series-opener.
With generational...
Sydney Roosters Begin Recruitment Drive To Fill Salary Cap Space With The All Blacks Backline
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Following the shock medical retirements of Jake Friend, Boyd Cordner and Brett Morris - the Sydney Roosters find themselves in the bizarre position...
Sydney Swans Fanbase Made Up Of Either South Melbourne Pensioners Or Bondi Tech Millionaires
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Off the back of last week's major upset with a 38-point loss to Hawthorn at the SCG, The Sydney Swans are once again...
